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Men’s ShoesMen’s feet can be very sensitive to bright light so it is imperative that every man wear shoes with built in UV protection mechanisms. Buying men’s shoes used to be as easy as visiting your local chemist. There was only one style. It was made from echidna leather and came in three exciting colours; black and two shades of brown. It could take you up to three hours to make your decision today due to all of the fancy fabrics and soles. The choice of footwear available for the male of the species has gone well beyond the realms of a joke.I spoke recently with Sebastian Halcrow, an expert on anything to do with men. “I always rub sun screen on my feet before I even put my socks on,” he smiled with an angry look on his face, “People have forgotten why men’s shoes are so important. The humble shoe was man’s best friend long before the dog was invented. I don’t care whether you can tie your own laces or not. I don’t care if you prefer slip-ons over buckles. Just as long as you’re a man, you’re alright with me!” Sebastian wears leather gym boots imported from Hungary, the sneaker capital of the universe. He believes that god created men’s shoes in his own image and, therefore, should be revered and have their own curse named after them. There is nothing sadder than seeing a man with a worn down heel and a thin lifeless sole. Every night before I close my eyes I thank the good lord above for men’s shoes and all of the other important inventions that have shaped the way we live in the 21st century. |
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